farmers-against-thespians:

beccapocalypse:

What do you call a cow that has just given birth? De-calf-einated

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef

What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky

What do you call a cow that flunks out of dairy school? An udder failure

What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk? A milk dud

What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef stroganoff

Now this is some quality entertainment, unlike immoral theatre. I chortled at these for 13 minutes straight.

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