Date someone who will date you
Those are some impossible standards to meet.
*sweeping heaps of debris into the path of the oncoming roomba*
eat well, my son
If the ocean ever disappears DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT… go in the other direction
i know this sounds like a shitpost but isn’t this like, real advice regarding tsunamis
Yes this was about hurricane Irma it is not a shitpost
This is actually really good advice so let me elaborate a bit: if you notice the tide is retreating very quickly at a very odd time of day, get as far away from water and as high up as you can. I live along the ocean and a long time ago we had a small tsunami and a relative of mine tells me how her father saw the tides retreating so he just picked her up and just ran, which probably saved their lives.
So yeah DONT LOOK FOR THE MISSING OCEAN just run away
ocean not lost, ocean is actually winding up to kick you very hard in the nuts.
me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat
brain: then just fucking eat nothing
me: understandable have a good day
White privilege can also be hard…
A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
i pray my daughter never lays in bed late at night crying over a low life boy & wondering what she did so wrong
me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine
